Jan 24th

 I once overheard a guy on the phone describing, in full detail, how he popped a massive cyst on his back while watching TV he even compared the sound it made to a ketchup packet exploding. He was weirdly proud of it, narrating the whole process like it was some kind of heroic feat, complete with the smell and the aftermath. I didn’t mean to listen, but once I caught a few words, it was like a car crash I couldn’t look away, or in this case, stop hearing. I genuinely wish I could unhear that mess.